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Published in Manual Focus

·Feb 14

F*#k Me! Culture

Creatives Need to Expand the Canon of Our Sex-Obsessed Culture We are human. We like to get jiggy. I know I do. As often as possible. But I’m sick of sex being The Conversation. Is it possible to plot a movie, show or series, or advertisement, that contains zero sex…

Sex

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F*#k Me! Culture
F*#k Me! Culture
Sex

8 min read


Feb 1

Tub Tally — Part Two

Chuck that Bucket List — Tub Tally is the Route to Life Satisfaction! Welcome back to this year’s trash tub adventures! Forget your bucket list — trash tub is far more budget-friendly and as life-altering. …

Humor

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Tub Tally — Part Two
Tub Tally — Part Two
Humor

6 min read


Published in Warts & All

·Jan 20

Cures for Stress

Ignore the Experts — Try These Approaches to Rid Your Life of Petty Annoyances (This is satire. Relax Karen.) Feeling stressed? Are your teeth ground down to the nub? Do you chronically rub your hand across your face so that the worry lines are fading from your forehead? …

Satire

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Cures for Stress
Cures for Stress
Satire

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Published in Hadrian’s Hall

·Jan 16

Smell the Old People

You Ageist Brat. What You Need is a Good, Long Time Out. Aren’t you kids cute? Youth culture. Young adult fiction. Plastic surgery. Our society celebrates youth. Tween films. Young music artists. Teen fashion. Proms and sneaking alcohol. Peer pressure and bullies. It’s nauseating. Your young life and your experiences…

Youth Culture

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Smell the Old People
Smell the Old People
Youth Culture

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Published in Hadrian’s Hall

·Jan 12

Force Me to Award You an A and to Retire

One Professor’s Observation of Higher Education PROFIT MOTIVE AND INTELLECTUAL SACRIFICE Teaching, for me, is a calling. To nurture another human to be a critical thinker, to be an effective and persuasive speaker, is my desired role. …

Higher Education

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Force Me to Award You an A and to Retire
Force Me to Award You an A and to Retire
Higher Education

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Published in Hadrian’s Hall

·Jan 7

Epimetheus and Janus

A Stable Orbit Desired Epimetheus and Janus I don’t have to raise my eyes to know he’s there. I know. I have always known. Even if he is not passing through my horizon, I am aware he exists and we are always we. We are forever. We are elements of the cosmos. …

Romance

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Epimetheus and Janus
Epimetheus and Janus
Romance

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Published in Warts & All

·Jan 1

Tub Tally — Part One

Forget a Bucket List — Enjoy These Unique and Budget-Savvy Adventures! You’re planning your year. Setting those lofty goals, you spend this first day of 2023 reviewing your bucket list. What’s left to do? To see? To experience? I’m here to save you from losing your sense of importance to…

Humor

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Tub Tally — Part One
Tub Tally — Part One
Humor

8 min read


Published in Solitude Spiral

·Dec 31, 2022

Bags for Pyre

When it’s time to clean house “That’s enough baggage for three people,” he said as he stared at the pile of duffle bags, suitcases, purses, and crinkled food store plastic sacks. “Consider donating some of that stuff.” “I’m throwing it away. No one needs it,” I said. “Including me.” He…

Self Love

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Bags for Pyre
Bags for Pyre
Self Love

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Published in Manual Focus

·Dec 29, 2022

Burying the Ashes of Hollywood

It’s Time to End Hollywood’s Undue Influence Yes, Will Smith punched Chris Rock at the Oscars. Do I care? Like The Critical Drinker, I agree we must deny the star status to these people. Stop giving them attention. Tweens, virgin teens, social media addicts, and unemployed women with delusional disorder…

Persuasion

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Burying the Ashes of Hollywood
Burying the Ashes of Hollywood
Persuasion

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Published in Hadrian’s Hall

·Dec 24, 2022

Oh, Holy Night

The trees, silhouettes against the stormy sky, moan conversations I struggle to understand. Can I imply meaning from the timbre of the sounds? To me, German sounds angry and Spanish sounds passionate. To me the trees’ wails and aches seem complaints to me. Do they speak of the frozen wind…

Christmas

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Oh, Holy Night
Oh, Holy Night
Christmas

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Christy A. Schmidt

Christy A. Schmidt

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Author, photographer, professor, attorney, life coach, yoga enthusiast. Insomniac. See more at: www.christyaschmidt.com or www.caschmidtphotography.com.

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